Happy 15th (Belatedly)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Hello out there to my fellow American brothers and sisters! Well, yesterday was April 15th, the day our kind Uncle Sam asks us, in a kind but firm voice, to bend over and bite down on something. Yes, the 15th is the day when even the most unfortunate looking of us can get screwed, though most likely not in the manner you might have hoped. However due to my accidental exposure to Japanese and German porn I now realize that for every event or action, no matter how disturbing, there is a fetish. You just know someone out there is wanking to their tax forms.

Take heart, dear friends. The day has passed and your duty is done. As we travel through our lives this next year watching in horror as our elected officials commit all manner of crimes and general shenanigans let us all engage in a bout of group denial as we all try to forget that we, in fact, are the ones that fund these fuck-wits!

Cheers